Fully covered. Nobody believes it.
Cheek Trunks™
Looks like you forgot something. You didn't. It's all print, edge to edge.
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The hero feature
The Angle That Does All the Work
A printed back panel that does all the work. Solid fabric, edge to edge. The only thing exposed is the joke.
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Nothing is actually cut out
One continuous piece of fabric. The gap you think you see is ink.
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Dries before the next round
Light quick-dry shell that never turns into a wet weight on the way home.
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Lined, so you can skip the layer
Built-in mesh liner. Wear them straight out of the drawer.
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Waist that actually holds
Elastic band with a drawstring, so the joke stays where you put it.
Why They Stay in the Rotation
The reveal that got these passed around the internet. Expect to end up in someone's camera roll.
Tropical, floral and flag, plus a dark version of each. Nobody has to match.
Four-way stretch in a light shell that sheds water on the walk back.
Fade-resistant print and reinforced seams, so they come home looking like they left.
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Why ours land better
Same joke, very different execution.
| Cheek Trunks | Ordinary trunks | |
|---|---|---|
| Stops a conversation | Reliably | Rarely |
| How close up it holds | Photo-real | Flat color |
| Leaves you covered | Completely | Completely |
| Prints on the shelf | 6 | 1-2 |
| Kit out a whole group | Mix any prints | One at a time |
Find your size
Measurements are of the shorts, not of you. The waist figure is the elastic at rest, so pick the row closest to your own waist and the band gives from there.
| Size | Waist (relaxed) | Hip | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 29.1" (74 cm) | 39.4" (100 cm) | 19.3" (49 cm) |
| M | 29.9" (76 cm) | 40.9" (104 cm) | 19.7" (50 cm) |
| L | 31.5" (80 cm) | 44.1" (112 cm) | 20.1" (51 cm) |
| XL | 32.3" (82 cm) | 44.9" (114 cm) | 20.5" (52 cm) |
| XXL | 35.4" (90 cm) | 47.2" (120 cm) | 20.9" (53 cm) |
Elastic waistband with a drawstring, so there is give in every size. Allow up to an inch of variation between pairs. Still unsure? Email us your waist measurement and we will tell you which pair to order.